Post by Brynn on Nov 14, 2005 23:47:13 GMT -5
Top Ten Signs You Watch Too Much NASCAR
Mistie Bibbee
Wednesday November 9, 2005
10. When giving out your phone number you phrase it as Dale, Jr.,
Rusty Wallace, Dale, Jr., Jeff Gordon, Dale Jarrett. (Thats 828-2488
for those of you trying to figure it out.)
9. You have been known to buy more Christmas gifts for your favorite
driver than you do for your family.
8. Your idea of a dream vacation involves the phrase "Race City USA."
7. Quoting the stats of your favorite drivers' finishes since his
rookie year is not a problem. Remembering your child's first word is.
6. Setting up the VCR to record a race is about as socially
acceptable as taking your dog out back and shooting it in your book.
Races are meant to be watched live.
5. You'd rather starve than eat at Dominos because they sponsor
Michael Waltrip. And you dont like Mikey.
4. The television in your house has a guard on it that only allows
Speed Channel, NBC, TNT, Fox, and FX to be shown.
3. When stuck in traffic you only let others who have a decal of a
driver you like in.
2. The only sick days you've used at work in the last 14 years have
been ones where the race was rain delayed until Monday.
1. You are reading this thinking… "There is no way anyone can ever
watch too much NASCAR!?"
haha, ahhh yes, #5 is so me...I refuse to go into Best Buy because they sponsor HAAS (morons
)
Mistie Bibbee
Wednesday November 9, 2005
10. When giving out your phone number you phrase it as Dale, Jr.,
Rusty Wallace, Dale, Jr., Jeff Gordon, Dale Jarrett. (Thats 828-2488
for those of you trying to figure it out.)
9. You have been known to buy more Christmas gifts for your favorite
driver than you do for your family.
8. Your idea of a dream vacation involves the phrase "Race City USA."
7. Quoting the stats of your favorite drivers' finishes since his
rookie year is not a problem. Remembering your child's first word is.
6. Setting up the VCR to record a race is about as socially
acceptable as taking your dog out back and shooting it in your book.
Races are meant to be watched live.
5. You'd rather starve than eat at Dominos because they sponsor
Michael Waltrip. And you dont like Mikey.
4. The television in your house has a guard on it that only allows
Speed Channel, NBC, TNT, Fox, and FX to be shown.
3. When stuck in traffic you only let others who have a decal of a
driver you like in.
2. The only sick days you've used at work in the last 14 years have
been ones where the race was rain delayed until Monday.
1. You are reading this thinking… "There is no way anyone can ever
watch too much NASCAR!?"
haha, ahhh yes, #5 is so me...I refuse to go into Best Buy because they sponsor HAAS (morons
)
Sorry nascarfan25, but I'm a Ford girl. Don't worry, my best friend is a chevy fan too, but somehow I still love her. 
and yes we can have our differences...